“Say no more!”

« Say no more ! »

I don’t quite know where to begin
At an age when most start to sin
Edwin had had trouble with his foreskin
Say no more! Say no more!

And the colour, should I say, wasn’t right
It was very hard to tell at night
But when day dawned, in the daylight..
Say no more! Say no more!

As for the rest of his penis
It had to be said, he was no Adonis
But the shape? A positive menace
Say no more! SAY NO MORE!!