“Case Dismissed”

« Case Dismissed »

« I was proceeding in an Easterly direction
Indeed, there were sounds of a commotion »
« This was at the time of the Election ? »
« That is correct, m’lud », said the policeman

« Hmm, Continue » said the judge to the copper
« Well, my eye fell on a man with a whopper
« A whopper ? You mean his chopper ? »
« To say so, m’lud, would be improper »

« So what you’re saying is it was out ? »
« Indeed, m’lud, it was all about
One old lady gave it a clout
You could say she was quite put out »

« Officer, please cease this silly chatter !
Was it hard, was it long, getting fatter ? »
« ‘For a while, m’lud, then it got flatter »
« The Court has wasted time on this matter
CASE DISMISSED »

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