Are you someone easily bothered?
Are there some you’d like to have smothered?
Send them off to war to be captured?
Or, rather, be tarred and feathered?
What do you do with the brash?
Do you sweep them off their feet with a brush?
What can you do with human trash?
Old rubbish to rehash?
And what about the egocentric?
Always live for fun, so hedonistic
Send them to the Mid Atlantic
That would sort ’em out, make ’em frantic
And what about damsels in distress?
Is it because they look such a mess?
Not to be seen in a state of undress
For me, that’s too much stress