How would I describe myself?
Well, I have a good mind. I see myself as an introverted smoothie.
What do I mean by that?
Well, I have a good opinion of myself, but I keep quiet about it.
False modesty? You mean humblebrag, I suppose. No, that’s
not fair. You asked, you got.
What do I look like?
Not ordinary. Definitely not. Unusual. Freaky? Not at all. Other women
have said I had character. ‘Bold as brass’ I remember one saying. ‘Hard
as nails’ another said. ‘Ugly as sin?’ Never come up so far.
I have the ideal height and am slim. Beard? No, but I could grow one, if required.
Ginger? You must be joking!
Oh. You are.