Vampire

Here’s some news of Dracula
He’s a guy so regular
Who goes for the jugular
Why is he so popular?

We know he likes a nibble
We like to see him dribble
A protest is so feeble
Gasp becomes a gurgle

This a case of grab and smash
Once those teeth start to gnash
Soon, the ruddy lose their flush
Life is over in a flash

On the menu, blood for dinner
For the lord of the manor
Til the poor sod’s a goner
In this gory world of horror

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