Horny Herbivores

 

An antelope – have you seen one nude?
Would it rankle, feel it rather rude?
What about a heifer dressed in lace?
Not the sort of cow that you’d embrace
Do you think reindeer are randy?
As long as you feel that’s fine and dandy
And water buffalo wearing knickers
Would seeing that give you the snickers?
Or a gnu with a girdle
I thinks that’s a bit of a giggle
How about a gazelle with a bra?
Perhaps that’s going too far

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