I think he’s started to stunt
I mean he’s becoming a runt
He was measured this time last year
Yes, it’s abundantly clear
He’s less than he was before
And he’s not coming up for more
He’s shrivelled and shrinking to nil
It’s so bitter to swallow that pill
I’m bound to ask who’s to blame
As I watch this flickering flame
He’s gawping and looks such a fool
Is he getting good food at the school?
Others have noticed as well
‘He doesn’t look right, I can tell’
So where do I go from here?
One puff and he’ll disappear!