RED

I complain a lot and with good reason
Women, I could beat them black and blue
It’s not so much what they say
Well…yes, there is that too

More to the point is what they are
They’re raucous, rowdy and red
They go that way when you biff them
For farting too often in bed

In particular, it’s the elbows
When they’re red, you know you’ve got a slob
Those arms, they do next to nothing
Can you see them hold down a job?

The only good red parts are the knees
A scrubber is always on the floor
That’s the way I like them, so submissive
Their bonus goes in the back door

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