RETURN TO SENDER

He’d bought a pig in a poke
A mail order bride
Her neck he wanted to choke
And throw the bag outside

The picture she had sent
Was a monstrous lie
One of her tits was bent
It certainly caught the eye

Not in for a bit of old
But that was what he got
Looking more like leaf mold
Fungus on the spot

Yes, he’d made a mistake
She’d have to go away
No duck for the drake
No stuffing for today

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