Dago Dazzler

We all know Botticelli
He ate just vermicelli
Inside was a knot
So he farted a lot
His botty was rather smelly

And when not at a disco
He was up there painting a fresco
Then he paused for a snack
From a pack on his back
Took a burger and lots of tabisco

He wasn’t too keen on the fluff
Mention girls, he’d go into a huff
Asked would he wed
Said he’d rather be dead
Well, he would if he were a puff

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