What Ails You?

Funny you should ask
I ought to wear a mask
I get these nervous spasms
My wife says they’re orgasms

I also get contractions
My wife says they’re convulsions
But what about my tremors?
Body full of tumours

And what about my twitch?
She says it’s just a glitch
She also says I’m skittish
Some sort of neural fetish

As you can see, I’m under strain
Have a jumpy jerky brain
Oh yes I’m so cerebral
And probably incurable

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