Special Requirements

With my size, shape and weight
I’m a hard man to arouse
Tits and bums the bait
But not of dairy cows

‘Tis true I’m into udders
Just the natural kind
T’other gives the shudders
To those I’m not inclined

More important is the rear
Something out is flab
I could never get in gear
With an ageing shuffling crab

Lastly, there’s the pussy
A beauty to behold
A shaven one, I’m fussy
That does what it’s told

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