Hullo there, I’m Hale and I’m hearty
I’m the riveting soul of the party
I’ve arrived to give some chat
But avoid all the fluff that are flat
There’s a bit of butt in the corner
I’ll change into Little Jack Horner
I’ll put in my thumb, get a sample of bum
And say what a good boy and hum
Of course I’ll ignore the host
You do when you’re the most
C’mon girls, just give me a blow
Yeah, let’s get on with the show!
You know, I can hardly believe
The bitches are starting to leave
What do I do with with my dick?
I think I’m going to be sick