Questions

‘What is sperm, Daddy?’
‘It’s white stuff, sonny’
‘Is it runny, Daddy?’
‘Yes and isn’t funny’

‘Have I got any, Daddy?’
‘Don’t be so damn silly!’
‘What about my willy?’
‘Don’t talk dirty, Danny!’

‘What’s it for, Daddy?’
‘It makes a baby, maybe’
‘Am I your baby, Daddy?’
‘Go and ask your Mummy!’

‘What is sperm, Mummy?’
‘You filthy little swine!
You got a nasty gob
To think you’re one of mine!’

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