Stay Away

Where to go shopping?
Epping or Whopping
Tooting or Barking
Welling or Dorking

I haven’t decided
The wife’s been abducted
Intoxicated
Which no-one expected

The silly old bag
Had started to nag
Kept wanting a shag
That’s a bit of a fag

Or maybe she’s flown
I can’t find her phone
She’d a mind of her own
We’re no Darby and Joan

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