Drowned Rat

I was out in the rain, I got a drenching
I was looking for a woman, I was wenching
One approached, no, she was fuck-off-able
I told her so, now she’s miserable

Desperate was I to spread my treacle
But women, are they not, so bloody fickle
Many passed I would have penetrated
My cock was hard and elongated

I’m a man in my prime and I’m ready
I’ve got it all, I’m the teddy
But some were fond of the vernacular
Fancy calling yours truly Dracula!

I began to think I’d picked the wrong night
All the women I’d met were full of spite
Giggles, catcalls, and lots of hissing
Stupid cows don’t know what they’re missing

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