AAAA (ACCREDITED ANAL AIR ANALYST)

Hi, my name’s Nugent
I’m a special agent
I deal with the offensive
I’m good, but I’m expensive

I was sent by head office
To detect anal losses
At meetings of the Board
With members overawed

I have brought my detector
The source is the Director
He got the Boston Crab
His pong sent to the lab

A noxious arse disgraced
Soon he’ll be replaced
But I have warned the rest
Bad air stays in the nest

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