Earful

I had a minor role
In all this rigmarole
There’s so much ballyhoo
‘Bout nothing much ado

Just a grope for a nipple
It caused quite a ripple
Of myself I made an ass
But alas, met an impasse

I heard a kaboom
I had to leave the room
I was as dizzy as a top
Then came to a full stop

The sentence was severe
She had farted in each ear
Now I’m going deaf
‘Serves you right, Jeff!’

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