Big Softy

I pulled out ma rocket
Alas, abortive launch
I then pulled up ma troosers
And went and had ma lunch

Refreshed, I then returned
But the slut had gone
I was most confounded
I had to shoot ma spawn

I tried to form a picture
In ma ageing mind
I thought of legs and sweaty loins
Buttocks, tits combined

All this of no avail
Ma nuts were in revolt
Ma tool, a lack of hardness
It seemed I’d spent ma bolt

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