Size is Important

I was standing at the urinal
Then the boss arrived, it was abysmal
Even worse, it was criminal
Too small to be a spectacle

“How’s it going?” he asked, looking aside
“Fine!” I replied as he gazed at my pride
Jealous, I could see, he almost cried
Here, there was nowhere to hide

I’m worried now about promotion
One of us is out of proportion
How will he take this situation?
This is no cause for celebration

Even worse, I might just get the sack
I could see he was taken aback
I can’t believe my rotten luck
To finish here as a dead duck

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