Aberdeen Angus

Here’s a tale of Aberdeen Angus
One, you might say, ridiculous
But Angus, as a man, was adventurous
And sadly, his troubles were disastrous

One day, what really angered Angus
Whilst he was performing cunnilingus
Although he was carnivorous
He found fungus on the clitoris

A lab test said it was asparagus
Oh my God! Was this contagious?
Angus was most fastidious
And, quite rightly, bloody furious

I know you’ll say it’s all bogus
That my story is fictitious
But women can be very devious
I’m suspicious, it was malicious

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