I delight in boring people
It’s good to see them yawn
Fools so accessible
I start at crack of dawn
I knock, smile and enter
And get a cup of tea
Make sure I’m at the centre
Of attention, Vive le Me!
Three long hours later
I get up to leave
I talk, am no debater
Give them a reprieve
But I give a little wink
Declare I’ll soon be back
That’ll give them time to think
Perhaps a heart attack
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