In The Beginning

In the Beginning was the Turd
It arrived before the Word
But that wasn’t taught or heard
And of course history’s blurred

Well, I’ll explain it to you, dude
It’s everything to do with food
Stuff you eat and then exude
I meant excrete but that’s too rude

The first word said, I’m sure, was poo
From that one acorn, many grew
Easy ones, like does and do
And hard, like kangaroo

The thing at which we all excel
In a crib, a bed or cell
Is get around by sense of smell
A bad one makes us yell


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