Have a Nice Day

‘Thank you, sir. Have a nice day’
Really? Then show me the way
Is she interested? Does she care?
It’s a load of shit that people say

The day I’m having isn’t nice
I’ve come home, seen signs of mice
The wallpaper looks the worse for wear
And droppings in the Spanish rice

And what about have a nice night?
If you’d see the wife, you’d have a fright
I read the book of common prayer
And then turn off the light

I’ll be glad when this day’s done
And think about tomorrow’s fun
Me a multimillionaire
I’ve had such a bad run


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