Desideratum

 

O desideratum !
How I love thy bottom !
But shall avoid thy rectum
That is verboten !

I have rules, I am German
Yes, they call me Herman
No, it’s not a sermon
I’m  just a simple barman

I used to be doorman
That’s because I’m common
And even worse, am foreign
And also a Mormon

Yes, that’s my religion
But women are my mission
I always seek admission
I am ready, in position !

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