The Elf and the Owl

elf owl

A feral elf in free fall
Was blown right inside her hall
The woman, her be rather bit
A primary hit on her armpit

She tried to stop the flow of blood
Turning now into a flood
Then the elf went for the knee
Oh, she must get free!

She needed wisdom from the woods
Mr Owl could bring the goods
She whistled out a mating call
Toowit, toowoo, ’twas all!

The elf could see there was a hitch
Crafty witch, backed off the bitch
He knew it was time to blow
Or else, no tomorrow!


1 thought on “The Elf and the Owl

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