Egypt

In Thebes, there was a pyramid
a hieroglyphic shortfall
Quite a few had been hid
The sort of thing to snowball

Then there was trouble with the Niles
Exactly. There were TWO
Drink from one, you got the piles
The other wasn’t blue

And was it fair on the pharoah
to constantly wave?
The rabble out there on his show
Everyone a slave!

As for Nefertiti
She wasn’t really hot
Put it down to graffitti
And we never saw her mott

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