Board Meeting

‘I want a drink!’ said his thirsty majesty
Of course it was the force of necessity
The decision of the board had been lamentable,
most regrettable and quite preventable

A proposal was made to pass a motion
to relieve this boozer from his station
The bounder was an infernal pest
who harassed every pretty typist

And when the beast was in his cups,
he even started sizing up the chaps
Truly, something had to be done
Stop him thinking he was number one

One up-and-comer had a good idea
‘Put some rat poison in his beer’
Deliberation on that was rather slow
It was a nasty way for anyone to go


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