The Divorcee

I’m not happy with you, Madge
So please turn in your badge
Now you look like a tank
I’d rather have a wank
You’re not my other half
Not even good for a laugh
And for good measure
You’ve been ruining my pleasure
You nag and never stop
So I’m giving you the chop
With your ha-ha hee-haw
You ARE the last straw
Put on your rollers and skate
You overweight ex-mate

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