The Purpose of Life

Bears are for baiting
Ladies for waiting
Foxes for hunting
Pigs are for grunting
Lions for roaring
Boards are for flooring
Bras for removing
Music for grooving
Bread is for crumbing
Streets are for bumming
Turds are for passing
Protesters tear-gassing
Mats are for kneeling
Mice are for squealing
Screws are for turning
Witches for burning
Prayers are for praying
Words are for playing

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