Big Spender

I know a friend who’s just got married
There was a service, now he’s buried
No mental thing, he found her cuddly
But her acts are so ungodly
This alliance has a bitter taste
A man so young to go to waste
Of course he needed some assurance
So I mentioned accident insurance
‘Man, thanks a lot, that’s really cool!
Well, I noticed they had a pool
He took the bit between the teeth
Pretty soon, he’d be laying a wreath
“Love is a thing of many splendour”
The epitaph of a Big Spender

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