LOVE FOR SALE

The face of this whore is sour
But the eyes are those to devour
I have resisted a seven year itch
To get inside the bitch
And whilst I have a rummage
With my Cumberland sausage
I’ll have to watch her meter
It is known that she’s a cheater
And she can get real testy
And sarcastic on a Tuesday
When no-one ever arrives
Too bothered with their wives
‘I enjoy our weekly meeting
Alas, it’s very fleeting
I love you’, I sighed
‘TIME’S UP!’ she replied

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