A Fart in the Desert

A FART IN THE DESERT

An Apache in the bushes
Ate two mushroom pizzas
Tonto the medicine man
Was dancing the Can-Can
He had started to babble
In the sand did a scribble
There was something there
He felt in his underwear
Alarmed, afraid and anxious
Was this something noxious?
Was it ants in the pants?
Scary, at all events
Someone had just farted
But the desert was deserted

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