“Farting at Funerals”

Farting at Funerals

At the grave, the service had just started
I bent down to see the late departed
The vicar said ‘Amen’ and I farted
Not a smell for the faint-hearted

I did my best to make amends
But a fart out-of-place offends
By now I’d lost a lot of friends
I’m a rotter that no-one defends

Have I learnt from this lesson ?
Well yes, am now a victim of depression
Then will come the day I pass on
On me others will come to gas on

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