“In The Wood”

« In The Wood »

Down Acacia Lane
Arnold on his bicycle
Riding like the wind
He knew inside he’d sinned

Three or four had seen him
Shagging the Fairy Queen
He’d always had an itch
For a mythical bitch

But she’d been so sexy
Was really into latex
Wearing her galoshes
To match her eyelashes

Those who saw were pixies
And the elves themselves
Did they really count
Perhaps the amount ?

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