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The man looked hard, but was hesitant
The woman was in no way elegant
And really, did she have the temperament ?
Nor did she seem too intelligent
To be expected, was an immigrant
And – poo ! – she needed a deodorant
But alas, his wife was adamant
A waitress was needed in the restaurant
But one that looks like an elephant ??
And although he was no clairvoyant
She had the evil eye, was malevolent
And on the floor he saw a trace of excrement
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