“The Pitch”

« The Pitch »

I know it’s none of my business
I’m not one to interfere
I was there,   I am a witness
Saw him gave a trollop a leer

I got good reason to be suspicious
I followed them both to a flat
I regret to say she’s his mistress
Took the key from under the mat

I’m afraid it’s been going on since Christmas
This bastard doesn’t treat you right
With his mistress and tennis and Guinness
He’s a shocker, a lump of shite

Which means, you know, and I’m sorry
There’s lots of other fish in the sea
Some are small and some are bigger
But the Catch of the day is Me !


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