« The Visit »
Some nasty people have decided to visit
Ugly creeps I did not solicit
Creatures who escaped from the Hobbit
This sort of thing isn’t cricket
Worse still, it’s become a habit
Last year, too much, was the limit
These buggers, no thanks, not the ticket
I shall ban them, indeed prohibit
A little one over there is a midget
There’s another like a worm, a maggot
The weirdo with the beard looks a faggot
They’ve got a nerve to call me a bigot !
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