“Desperado”

« Desperado »

Juan had a sour wife called Margo
A dirty lazy slut who was a Virgo
She was always out playing bingo
And then one day he thought ‘By jingo !’
He decided to leave her there and then akimbo
Drove her to the edge of a tornado
Where she spun around, like in a tango
Then our hero drove away to Colorado
Hoping to be incommunicado
He had wanted to join Wells Fargo
Sadly he didn’t know the lingo
Trouble was he wasn’t a gringo
Poor Juan ended up a desperado

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