“Compromised”

“Compromised”

When your lover is your landlord
You’re in trouble
You’d better do it right
Rent will double
The landlord is no lady
And you knew
From the start she was shady
“Fuck me blue!”
But this lover is no looker
That’s hard going
And an ageing one at that
Will be my ruin
So I’m trying hard to please her
This is no doddle
And now the old bag
Wants a cuddle

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