“Muffin Man”

“Muffin Man”

Accidents happen
At teabreaks quite often
Through lack of attention
A press on a button
Had Tom choke on a muffin
It brought on concussion
And much consternation
A monstrous erection
And a phallic eruption
It was quite a disruption
To the factory’s production
And of course Tom’s sexual function

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