“An Unfortunate Manner”

“An Unfortunate Manner”

I had a friend who was looking for promotion
He’d been trying for years to get somewhere
But there’d been nothing this side of the ocean
All these interviews were driving him spare

Time and time he received the same story
That he wasn’t cut out to be a boss
No sign of his life being hunky gory
And the candy wasn’t dandy or floss

“You’re a good chap, Bill, but here’s the catch
“You’re got an unfortunate manner
So poor old Bill would never win a match
Suggested he’d be better off as a miner

So I asked Bill about his manner
Did he gape, just look dumb or what?
It was then he started to stammer
“I have b-b-b-bother with my butt”


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