“What Others Think”

« What others think »

Am I religious?
I’ll go and ask God
He says I am, as I suspected
Am I ambitious?
I’ll go and ask my boss
“Do you want my job?”, I detected
Am I adulterous?
I’ll go and ask the wife
Better not, she’s neglected
Am I contagious?
I’ll go and see the quack
But then he could be infected