“The Fraud”

« The Fraud »

She got undressed for a blood test ?
I don’t want to suggest incest
Oh no, this was a contest
To find the nearest at best to Mae West
The judges were impressed
When they saw her left breast
But the right, infected with fowl pest
A tit you wanted to molest
She was put under arrest
And confessed

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